Woman: I'm an alcoholic nymphomaniac, just arrest me
CRESTVIEW - An intoxicated woman told police to arrest her after she admitted to throwing a closed pocket knife at her husband's forehead. Officers obliged her request.
The 23-year-old woman also told them she was a nymphomaniac and an alcoholic and that her estranged husband had been staying with her for a week, ever since she asked him over to have sex and he never left.
After further questioning, she said, "You know what? Just take me to jail."
The incident started when her husband picked her up at the Okaloosa Regional Airport just before midnight on Oct. 11. She was in a bad mood because she had missed her flight and tried to call her husband, but he missed her call. Her husband said she was still mad at him when she arrived in Florida.
They returned to the friend's house in Crestview where they had been staying. She was upset at something he said and threw the knife at his forehead, according to her arrest report. His wife then left the house and "peeled out," hitting the neighbor's fence with her vehicle.
While the Crestview Police Officer was talking to the husband, the wife called on his cell phone. He handed it to the officer, who tried to explain who he was and that he wanted to check on her welfare.
"I don't know who the hell you are and why you are answering my husband's telephone, so you better put him on the phone," she yelled.
The officer again told her he was a police officer.
"(Expletive) you, I am calling the police," she screamed.
The officer hung up on her. The wife then texted her location to her friend, who relayed it to the officer.
Another officer was dispatched to that location, where he found the wife to be "extremely uncooperative."
The first officer joined him there, where the wife told them she had been drinking because her husband made her drink wine.
She was charged with domestic battery. The friends she and her husband had been staying with told police they were going to evict her as soon as possible. Her husband was given his half of the domestic violence packet. She was too uncooperative to receive her packet, the report said.


